dumbkili:

"you need to make this appointment yourself"

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kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

itsmacetown:

Goose gets it.

gnarly:

its gotten to the point where i even procrastinate while taking showers and when people ask me why i take so long i dont even know what to reply

can i apologize in advance for basically everything i will ever do